Greedy Bastards Escape Tragedy

Unbelievable.  I just read where Bush is going to ask for $700,000,000,000.00 to bail out Wall Street and the banks that made all those unbelievably bad loans.  Where’s the free market now, George?  Where’s that staunch “no bailouts” stand?  Where’s that personal accountability?  All I see is a bunch of incompetent groups and organizations being given a get out of jail free card.  Where’s all the talk about what a disincentive a bailout would be in terms of more responsible conduct by in the future?  And didn’t you say a few weeks ago that the economy was already better?  No danger of a recession, right?

It makes me sick that all these criminals and frauds will be rescued on the straining backs of the rest of us.  Now, they can proceed with their next get-rich-quick scheme, confident that if things go wrong, the politicians will cave in and save them again.  This is like patting the kid who got caught cheating on the head and giving him an A.

A trillion here for a ridiculous occupation of Iraq, several hundred billion for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, eighty-five billion for AIG, seven hundred billion for the Wall Street slush fund…pretty soon you’re talking real money!

I don’t see where any of this is going to be funded by all the billions of profits these people pocketed while their scheme was working.  Where are the consequences?

To paraphrase Daniel Burnham, make no small screwups.  You have to screw up on such a colossal scale that you are “too big to fail.”  Then you’ll be OK no matter what.

How many social services could be provide for the $700,000,000,000.00 that’s going to be spent to keep the Dom Perignon flowing on Wall Street?  I assure you, it’s flowing right now.  How much has the market gone up since this was announced?  It’s like a big huge party for all the investors who caused this crisis in the first place.  Now they’re profiting from the bailout, too.

Makes me puke.

Published in:  on September 20, 2008 at 7:54 am Leave a Comment

Tragedy Strikes Greedy Bastards

You can’t imagine the sense of loss I had about the Lehman Brothers collapse — because I didn’t have any.  This is another example of an institution taken down by its own greed.  A reasonable rate of return on investments wasn’t enough for Lehman Brothers.  No, they had to jump on every sub-prime mortage out there, because when things were good, they could make money both packaging them and reselling them for further resale.  Everybody loved the sub-prime mortgages because of the exorbitant interest rates they earned.  Why make a good mortgage at six percent when you can make a no-document one for nine percent?  The commissions for everybody are higher, and if it doesn’t work out, you just foreclose on the poor idiot’s house, resell it, and make even more!  Or at least that was the concept of the brilliant minds of Wall Street.  Obviously, it didn’t work out.

There are many lessons to be learned here.  First of all, flat out, when the hell will the American people and government learn that Wall Street and big business simply are not to be trusted?  This is not to say that there aren’t millions (or at least several) honest businessmen out there.  But on a large scale, money is intoxicating.  For those for whom no amount of money is ever enough, which are the people attracted to Wall Street and mega-corporations, ethics and morality are nothing more than worthless impediments.  Just read a little about the history of American business.  Just look at the financiers who endowed many of America’s finest institutions.  The Morgans and Rockefellers of this world, at least the original ones, built all those libraries, museums, and institutions of higher learning from blood money.  After smashing everything and everyone in their path to accumulate immense wealth, they tried to wash their hands of the stench by doing something good with it at the end.

The same attitude lives on today to a great extent.  Standing in its way are laws, regulations, labor unions (when they aren’t crooked themselves), and government oversight.  Under the present Bush administration, and for years before, business had its way in dismantling the protections citizens have from the amorality of business.  The problem though, is that in their purest form, markets are nothing more than the arena of the tooth and claw.  Fair dealing is a weakness.  The more unregulated the markets have become, the more conscience-free they have grown, to the point where even Mr. American Droid is starting to take notice.  Of course, a lot of damage has been done.

Under Bush II, it became a flat-out free-for-all out there in the financial markets.  Unfortunately, the much-heralded “market forces” didn’t reach an equilibrium and the ship tipped over.  Now, though, the same government that thinks that ordinary citizens aren’t worthy of help is determined to make sure that no one from Fannie May, Freddie Mac, or AIG Insurance (to name but a few bailout recipients) is reduced to shining his own shoes or giving up his butler.  Under Bush II, a regular person who falls down is left to lie there unless the strained resources of private charity come to his rescue.  A rich person, or a shareholder in a rich person’s company, is handed a new bag of cash and given a mild chastisement.  The mulligans all go to the the guys in the nice pants.

Just like it isn’t a bad thing to be a liberal, it isn’t a bad thing to have a government.  As I see it, the government should represent the collective best of its citizens.  I’m against the death penalty, for instance.  However, if a close friend or family member were brutally murdered, I’m human enough that I’d probably want that person executed.  It would be the job of the government to ignore me and do the right thing.  Maybe this is a bad example, since there’s still plenty of support for the death penalty.  But you know what I mean.  Our collective self, our government, should have the rationality to act better than an individual inflamed by passion.  Should.  Our government should understand that while capitalism can be a pretty good economic engine, engines with no guidance can veer dangerously out of control.

Anyway, here’s a picture of Mary Ann with a goat.

Published in:  on September 18, 2008 at 5:28 pm Comments (1)

Bush Advisors To Counsel Palin On Foreign Policy

I see that Bush has his former aides counseling Sarah Palin on foreign policy.  Isn’t that like Verne Troyer counseling somebody on being tall?

Published in:  on September 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm Comments (1)

Obama’s Problems Palin Comparison

I’m not quite sure yet where all the lies are with Sarah Palin, her daughter, and their apparent idolatry of the Spears family, but as Agent Mulder always said, “The truth is out there.”   How much do you think the new baby pictures will sell for?

I love it when the Republicans pick a VP candidate who, a few days later, is both having to deny allegations that her baby is actually her daughter’s and that she canned a public official because he wouldn’t fire her sister’s ex-husband.

Think The Beverly Hillbillies:

Come and listen to a story ’bout Ms. Sarah P.,
A poor governor with a pageant history,
Then one day she was lyin’ in her bed,
And out of her womb popped her grandson’s head.

Nice vet job, John.  And thanks!

P.S.  So now they’re saying Bristol is “about” five months pregnant.  In Alaskan, “about five months” apparently means “two months.”  It must have something to do with those long winter nights.

Published in:  on September 1, 2008 at 5:08 pm Leave a Comment

Georgia On My Mind

I think the press and our government are being unfair to Russia right now.

As I understand it, South Ossetia, which borders Russia, is full of ethnic Russians and by and large would really rather be part of Russia, where it would be reunited with North Ossetia.  Around 1994, South Ossetia (along with Abkhazia) fought a bloody war with Georgia (itself a former breakaway republic) and gained a measure of de facto independence.

Mikheil Saakashvili, the “leader” of Georgia and a career academic and sycophant of America who transitioned directly into a thug politician, decided he didn’t like South Ossetian independence.  So, on August 7th (or early on the 8th) he launched a huge sneak attack on Tskhinvali, the South Ossetian capitol.  Artillery fire and missiles rained down on the city, causing immense damage and killing numerous civilians.

As one might imagine, Russia didn’t take too kindly to this.  So, Russia attacked and beat the everloving crap out of Georgia.  Immediately, Saakashvili, who would have to be dumber than a pithed frog to not know this would happen, began crying to the western media about how the big bad Russians were picking on poor little Georgia.  A lot of the media bought his story hook, line and sinker.  I’ve sure heard a lot more about the Russian attack on Georgia than Georgia’s attack on South Ossetia, which started the whole conflagration.

Of course, dumbass George Bush, who probably thinks this is the Georgia Ray Charles wrote the song about, reflexively came out and slammed Russia.  I mean, how dare someone except us violate the territorial integrity of a foreign country!  Of course, the distinction, as explained by our UN ambassador, is that people shouldn’t violate the territorial integrity of countries in Europe.  It’s OK in other places, like wherever we happen to be doing it.

Now, there are two sides to this story, and a lot more to it than can be covered in a few paragraphs.  My point is that, to hear about it in many American media outlets, Russia is entirely at fault.  That isn’t true.   Saakashvili appears to be a pathological liar, which is no doubt one of the traits that has endeared him to the Bush administration.  He stated on Wednesday that the United States was readying to take over airports and ports in the former Georgia.  Hey, let’s try to trigger a world war while we’re at it, Mikheil!  Luckily, even we aren’t that stupid, and we instantly made it clear that we wouldn’t be going in there.  Whew!

To go back to my original point, while I’m no big fan of Russia, their response to what Georgia did is somewhat understandable.   We have lost our moral standing to judge them, as far as I’m concerned.  Maybe we should keep our nose out of everybody else’s business and worry a little bit more about our own.  Also, would someone please point out to the American media and government that the Cold War has been over for a while, and that we don’t really need a new one?

Published in:  on August 14, 2008 at 5:57 pm Comments (3)

I Guess It’s Okay, Then

John Edwards, who had an affair while his wife was suffering from cancer, made it a point to explain that when he began the affair, she was in remission.  No, I’m not making this up.

Published in:  on August 8, 2008 at 3:30 pm Leave a Comment

Thank You, Hillary

As anyone who knows me knows, I’m not a big Hillary fan. However, today I think she came through big-time for the Democratic party, this country, and maybe even the world in general. What a tremendous speech! She made it clear why her supporters need to support Barack and why we need a Democrat, at this crucial point, back in the White House. I don’t always trust her, but I believed she was sincere this time. This was just the speech I was hoping for. I hope she goes around the country giving it from now until the election.

Some issues have been coming up as to whether Hillary can safely be chosen as a vice-presidential candidate. Foremost among them is that Bill would be pressured to release the financial records of his various foundations, which could contain some very embarrassing names as contributors. Bill has spent a lot of time influence-peddling since his days in the White House, and the payback has come in the form of contributions to his organizations. I don’t know if this is all true, but it’s the rumor.

If Hillary can’t be VP, and this is not even to say that Barack would want her, I don’t see why she wouldn’t be a fine Supreme Court justice. She’s smart and not too old. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a little side understanding between her and Barack that if she works hard to help Barack win, she’ll be first in line for a job with the Supremes. That would be fine by me.

Again, I was really pumped up by that speech. If I were a football player and my coach gave a speech like that, I’d just run out during warmups and level somebody on the other team. A truly united Democratic party will be in a great position to put a whupping on Mr. McCain — particularly if his teleprompter skills don’t improve.

Thanks again, Hillary. I mean that.

Published in:  on June 7, 2008 at 4:44 pm Comments (1)

I Can See Clearly Now

By goodness, I’m feeling better about America now than I have for a while. Not because of the economy, which is moribund. Not because oil and gas prices are hurting the little guys, including myself. I feel better because, deep down, I feel that Hillary is going to concede the race in time for Barack to kick John McCain’s ass. Oops — sorry — I meant buttocks.

I’ve been studying John recently. It turns out that John has a lot in common with Dubya. First of all, they’re both stupid. John finished 894th of 899 of his class at the Naval Academy. If his daddy and granddaddy hadn’t been admirals, he wouldn’t have been in there and wouldn’t have made it through. Then, he had a completely inauspicious career in the military. Call me a communist or traitor, but I’m not impressed just because someone was in the military and was shot down or taken prisoner. I was never impressed by the fact that Bob Dole wandered in front of a machine gun.

John McCain failed in his military career. Despite having every advantage, he stalled out way below the rank that his daddy and granddaddy achieved. After he wandered around doing public relations for the Pentagon, he met some rich 25-year-old when he was 43 and immediately ditched his wife, who had been severely injured in an automobile accident. His new bride’s family money enabled him to win public office, and he’s been a politician ever since. John McCain has never had what Americans would consider a real job.

Just like Dubya, John has never accomplished anything but being granted access to wealth. I won’t even go into the fact that whatever principles he might have espoused, he long ago gave up in the attempt to court mouth-breathing fundamentalist Christians in states that are still trying to abolish evolution.

John McCain is a skank. Or skink. Or skunk. Certainly stupid. Certainly unlikely to survive his first term. Certainly bad for America. Certainly bad for the world.

I think he can be beaten. I hope that Hillary can work with Barack toward that end. I think he should offer her the vice-presidency, and I hope she takes it. She could be a great vice president, and that ticket could really unite the party. I’ll take Hillary and Barack as campaigners against Mr. Sickly and anyone he can persuade to leap aboard the Titanic.

Yeah, I know that Barack, his wife, and myself don’t really like Hillary. So what? This is politics. We work with reality. The party pulls together. With a little intelligence for a change, the Dems have a chance to make a real difference. Let’s put aside our differences and start healing this country and this world, starting with a big dollop of humility.

Don’t worry, I’ll have more funny pictures soon!

Published in:  on May 17, 2008 at 11:07 pm Comments (6)

All You Need To Know About Hillary in Four Minutes

Published in:  on May 12, 2008 at 7:41 pm Comments (1)

A Good Night For Barack, and Good Night Hillary

Obviously, last night was big for Barack. He did better than expected in both North Carolina and Indiana. He will end up picking up some delegates and increasing his lead in the popular vote. Most importantly, some of those superdelegates who were hedging their bets are now going to come out with their support for him. The momentum shift couldn’t have come at a better time. As for Hillary, the fat lady might not be singing just yet, but, as they say, she’s clearing her throat.

Best of all was that Barack did it the right way. In the last few weeks, while things were tough, he didn’t resort to sneak attacks or personal negativity. He stayed with his message, explained his view on the “gas tax vacation,” and apparently got some Hoosiers to listen. It’s nice to see a candidate show some grace under pressure.

Sorry, mom.

Published in:  on May 7, 2008 at 10:07 am Leave a Comment