I Hope Bill Will Be OK

I see that Bill Gates is now only the world’s third richest person.  After all those years of being number one, this must be psychologically devastating.  And to drop to number three despite making over two billion last year — how humiliating!  Bill, if you need some help with your car or anything, you just let me know.

Maybe Not The Best Idea

Mary Ann correctly pointed out that it might not be a great idea to keep a big ax right by the front door.   That humble burgler could very quickly be upgraded to a slavering decapitator.   So, I moved the ax inside Mary Ann’s car.